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It's natural for us to love technology. Yet as smartphones, laptops, tablets, and handheld gaming consoles continue to improve the quality of our daily lives with their portability and convenience, we begin to approach a point when simply loving our gadgets is no longer enough. We want to be loved by them. Millions of years of evolution have conspired to create this longing inside of us, and thanks to this concept iPad holder that combines the best parts of an iPad holder with the female anatomy, we're one step closer to this goal.
We, being heterosexual males of course. Sorry, ladies, but you'll have to content yourself to the NaughtiBod iGasm for now...
Behold the masturbatory calamity that is the FLESHLiPad holder (link goes to NSFW concept pic), a product that seamlessly rolls man's lust for ephemeral sexual release into his lust for consumer gadgets. Although only at the concept stage- and probably just a joke- the combination of a Fleshlight sex toy with the iPad's hi res screen makes a staggering degree of sense for those looking to spend some quality time with themselves.
Perhaps the most disturbing aspect of the FLESHLiPad is that it is by no means a new idea.
Questionable Content's J. Jacques already covered this disturbing inevitability two years ago albeit in a slightly more disturbing manner that involved exceptionally helpful- if exceptionally misguided- anthropomorphic robot assistants.
Initial revulsion aside, the optimist in me likes to think that the FLESHLiPad will be used by couples separated by distance or circumstance to bring a new element of, erm... GenitalTime... to their late night FaceTime calls. Rather than trawl the internet for cheap sexual release, a couple could employ this gizmo to bring a level of verisimilitude to their long distance relationship.
Assuming the travelling partner can smuggle this thing past the airport security screener without being detained, of course.